24. Pagan. Chicagoan. Cat lover. Paranormal enthusiast. Fangirl. Freelance writer/photographer, published poet, sometimes-musician and forever a dreamer.

 

have-you-seen-my-haggis:

So I just realised. A lot of people, when you say you have a friend on the internet, go “but you don’t know! They could be a middle aged man pretending to be an teenage girl!”

They dont know that most of these people are my RP partners.

And are teenage girls pretending to be middle aged men.

chasing-isis:

whatdoesntblinkcantdream:

T hat feeling when checking the Isis tag, and it’s not the Isis band but actually Isis Love on some random porn blog

Or you’re looking for the Goddess, and you find the band (which I’m sure is awesome, it’s just not what I’m looking for.) Oh, Tumblr. Tsk Tsk.

This happens to me all the time.  Can’t look for incantations without getting a crap metal band of the same name; nor can I find spells without being inundated with the fangirling of Potterheads.

EMILY HEARN - New Orleans

THIS SONG IS BEAUTIFUL. 

(Source: youtube.com)

The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.

Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.